100 funny and nonsensical quiz questions > CommonSense

Below you’ll find **100 funny and nonsensical quiz questions** , each followed by a playful answer. They’re purely for amusement—enjoy the silliness!

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## 100 Funny & Nonsensical Quiz Questions

1. **Q**: Why did the scarecrow get promoted? 
  **A**: Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. **Q**: If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie? 
  **A**: Only if you serve it with a bendy straw and extra confusion!

3. **Q**: Why can’t bicycles stand on their own? 
  **A**: They’re two-tired!

4. **Q**: What did one plate say to the other plate? 
  **A**: “Lunch is on me!”

5. **Q**: Why did the math book look so sad? 
  **A**: Because it had too many problems.

6. **Q**: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? 
  **A**: A pie-thon.

7. **Q**: How do you cut a wave in half? 
  **A**: Use a sea-saw.

8. **Q**: What did the ocean say to the beach? 
  **A**: Nothing—it just waved.

9. **Q**: Why did the chicken join a band? 
  **A**: Because it already had drumsticks.

10. **Q**: If you throw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what does it become? 
    **A**: Wet.

11. **Q**: Why did the cookie visit the doctor? 
    **A**: It was feeling crummy.

12. **Q**: What do you call a bear with no teeth? 
    **A**: A gummy bear.

13. **Q**: Why was the computer cold? 
    **A**: Because someone left its Windows open.

14. **Q**: How do you make a tissue dance? 
    **A**: You put a little boogie in it.

15. **Q**: What does a house wear? 
    **A**: Address.

16. **Q**: What did one hat say to the other? 
    **A**: “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”

17. **Q**: Why did the banana go to the doctor? 
    **A**: Because it wasn’t peeling well.

18. **Q**: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? 
    **A**: Nacho cheese.

19. **Q**: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? 
    **A**: They don’t have the guts.

20. **Q**: What do you call a funny mountain? 
    **A**: Hill-arious.

21. **Q**: Where do cows go on Friday nights? 
    **A**: To the moo-vies.

22. **Q**: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? 
    **A**: In case he got a hole in one.

23. **Q**: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody’s around to hear it, who’s going to clean it up? 
    **A**: Probably the squirrels—unless they’re on break.

24. **Q**: Why did the bee marry? 
    **A**: Because he found his honey.

25. **Q**: What do you call a pig that does karate? 
    **A**: A pork chop.

26. **Q**: Why did the picture go to jail? 
    **A**: It was framed!

27. **Q**: What do you call a sleeping bull? 
    **A**: A bull-dozer.

28. **Q**: Why was the broom late for work? 
    **A**: It overswept.

29. **Q**: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? 
    **A**: Swimming trunks.

30. **Q**: Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? 
    **A**: He couldn’t see himself doing it.

31. **Q**: Why don’t eggs tell jokes? 
    **A**: They’d crack each other up.

32. **Q**: What do you call a donkey with three legs? 
    **A**: A wonkey.

33. **Q**: Why did the smartphone go to school? 
    **A**: To become smarter!

34. **Q**: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a balloon? 
    **A**: A popping good time.

35. **Q**: Why was the baby strawberry crying? 
    **A**: Because its parents were in a jam.

36. **Q**: What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? 
    **A**: A can’t opener.

37. **Q**: Why did the stadium get hot after the game? 
    **A**: All the fans left!

38. **Q**: Where do sheep get their hair cut? 
    **A**: At the baa-bershop.

39. **Q**: What do you call a belt with a watch attached? 
    **A**: A waist of time.

40. **Q**: Why did the tomato turn red? 
    **A**: It saw the salad dressing.

41. **Q**: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? 
    **A**: A stick.

42. **Q**: Why did the skeleton stay at home from the party? 
    **A**: He had no body to go with.

43. **Q**: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? 
    **A**: “Dam!”

44. **Q**: Why did the melon jump into the lake? 
    **A**: It wanted to be a watermelon.

45. **Q**: What do you call a group of disorganized cats? 
    **A**: A cat-astrophe.

46. **Q**: Why are elevator jokes so good? 
    **A**: They really raise your spirits.

47. **Q**: Why did the barber win the race? 
    **A**: Because he knew a short cut.

48. **Q**: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? 
    **A**: It gets toad away.

49. **Q**: Why did the bubble gum cross the road? 
    **A**: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

50. **Q**: Where do pencils go on vacation? 
    **A**: Pencil-vania.

51. **Q**: Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? 
    **A**: He heard it was going to be a high school.

52. **Q**: What do you call a bear with no ears? 
    **A**: “B”!

53. **Q**: Why did the pirate go to the gym? 
    **A**: To improve his arrr-ms.

54. **Q**: How do pickles enjoy a day out? 
    **A**: They relish every moment.

55. **Q**: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? 
    **A**: Because then it would be a foot.

56. **Q**: How do you make an octopus laugh? 
    **A**: With ten-tickles.

57. **Q**: What did the tree say to the wind? 
    **A**: “Leaf me alone!”

58. **Q**: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? 
    **A**: Because he was sitting on the deck.

59. **Q**: What did the grape do when it got stepped on? 
    **A**: It let out a little wine.

60. **Q**: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? 
    **A**: They wear snow caps.

61. **Q**: What kind of hair do oceans have? 
    **A**: Wavy hair.

62. **Q**: What do you call a cow with no legs? 
    **A**: Ground beef.

63. **Q**: Why did the tomato blush at the grocery store? 
    **A**: It saw the salad dressing again!

64. **Q**: How does the moon cut his hair? 
    **A**: Eclipse it.

65. **Q**: Why was the sand wet at the beach? 
    **A**: Because the sea weed.

66. **Q**: What do you call a pony with a cough? 
    **A**: A little hoarse.

67. **Q**: How do you drown a hipster? 
    **A**: Throw him in the mainstream.

68. **Q**: Why did the belt go to jail? 
    **A**: Because it held up some pants.

69. **Q**: What did the zero say to the eight? 
    **A**: “Nice belt!”

70. **Q**: Why did the chicken go to the séance? 
    **A**: To get to the other side.

71. **Q**: What do you call two bananas on the beach? 
    **A**: A pair of slippers.

72. **Q**: Why did the library book always get in trouble? 
    **A**: It kept getting checked out!

73. **Q**: What do you call a pig that’s sunbathing? 
    **A**: Bacon in the heat.

74. **Q**: Why don’t oysters share their pearls? 
    **A**: Because they’re shellfish.

75. **Q**: What did one wall say to the other wall? 
    **A**: “I’ll meet you at the corner.”

76. **Q**: Why was the computer tired when it got home? 
    **A**: It had a hard drive.

77. **Q**: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? 
    **A**: Frostbite.

78. **Q**: Why can’t you trust stairs? 
    **A**: They’re always up to something.

79. **Q**: What do you call a pig that drives recklessly? 
    **A**: A road hog.

80. **Q**: Why was the broom so happy? 
    **A**: It finally swept someone off their feet.

81. **Q**: What do you call an alligator detective? 
    **A**: An investi-gator.

82. **Q**: Why did the bank teller get fired? 
    **A**: She kept losing interest.

83. **Q**: Which snack runs everywhere but never gets anywhere? 
    **A**: A gingerbread man on a treadmill.

84. **Q**: Why did the haunted house refuse to share any secrets? 
    **A**: Because it was afraid of giving away its boos.

85. **Q**: What do you call it when Batman skips church? 
    **A**: Christian Bale.

86. **Q**: Why do vampires always seem sick? 
    **A**: Because they’re coffin so much.

87. **Q**: What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? 
    **A**: Reality.

88. **Q**: Why did the banana split? 
    **A**: Because it saw the ice cream sundae.

89. **Q**: What do you call an illegally parked frog? 
    **A**: Toad.

90. **Q**: Why did the skeleton skip the buffet? 
    **A**: He didn’t have the stomach for it.

91. **Q**: What did the fish say to the other fish that wouldn’t share? 
    **A**: “You’re being shellfish!”

92. **Q**: Why was the voice teacher so great at baseball? 
    **A**: She knew how to hit the high notes.

93. **Q**: What do you call a robot’s story? 
    **A**: A cyborg-raphy.

94. **Q**: Why did the traffic light turn red? 
    **A**: You would too if you had to change in front of everyone!

95. **Q**: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? 
    **A**: They taste funny.

96. **Q**: What do you call a crocodile who loves detective shows? 
    **A**: A croc-umentary fan.

97. **Q**: Why did the horse keep singing? 
    **A**: Because he thought he had a stable voice.

98. **Q**: How does a train eat? 
    **A**: It goes chew-chew.

99. **Q**: Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet? 
    **A**: Because he kept getting lost at “C.”

100. **Q**: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? 
    **A**: A carrot.

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