70 fun, nonsensical quiz
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Below is a list of 70 fun, nonsensical quiz questions along with their witty answers. These riddles and puns are perfect for sharing a laugh or breaking the ice with friends!
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1. **Q:** What has keys but can’t open locks?
**A:** A piano.
2. **Q:** What is always coming but never arrives?
**A:** Tomorrow.
3. **Q:** What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
**A:** A stamp.
4. **Q:** What gets wetter the more it dries?
**A:** A towel.
5. **Q:** If a rooster laid an egg on a rooftop, which side would it roll off?
**A:** Roosters don’t lay eggs!
6. **Q:** What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
**A:** A penny.
7. **Q:** Why did the scarecrow win an award?
**A:** Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. **Q:** What do you call fake spaghetti?
**A:** An impasta!
9. **Q:** What did one wall say to the other wall?
**A:** "I’ll meet you at the corner!"
10. **Q:** What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
**A:** Nacho cheese!
11. **Q:** What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
**A:** Frostbite.
12. **Q:** Why did the bicycle fall over?
**A:** Because it was two-tired!
13. **Q:** What has four wheels and flies?
**A:** A garbage truck.
14. **Q:** What did the zero say to the eight?
**A:** "Nice belt!"
15. **Q:** What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
**A:** A carrot.
16. **Q:** How do you organize a space party?
**A:** You planet!
17. **Q:** Why don't scientists trust atoms?
**A:** Because they make up everything!
18. **Q:** What do you call an alligator in a vest?
**A:** An investigator!
19. **Q:** What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
**A:** A stick.
20. **Q:** What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
**A:** Nothing; they just waved.
21. **Q:** Why did the tomato turn red?
**A:** Because it saw the salad dressing!
22. **Q:** What do you call a bear with no teeth?
**A:** A gummy bear!
23. **Q:** What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?
**A:** A screensaver.
24. **Q:** How does a penguin build its house?
**A:** Igloos it together.
25. **Q:** What do you call a sleeping bull?
**A:** A bulldozer.
26. **Q:** What do you call a fish with no eyes?
**A:** Fsh.
27. **Q:** What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
**A:** A can’t opener.
28. **Q:** Why did the math book look sad?
**A:** Because it had too many problems.
29. **Q:** What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
**A:** A receding hare-line.
30. **Q:** How do you make a tissue dance?
**A:** You put a little boogie in it.
31. **Q:** What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
**A:** An irrelephant.
32. **Q:** What did the big flower say to the little flower?
**A:** "Hi, bud!"
33. **Q:** What do you call a group of musical whales?
**A:** An orca-stra.
34. **Q:** Why was the computer cold?
**A:** It left its Windows open.
35. **Q:** What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
**A:** An abdominal snowman.
36. **Q:** What do you call a pig that knows karate?
**A:** A pork chop.
37. **Q:** What did one volcano say to the other?
**A:** "I lava you."
38. **Q:** What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
**A:** A pouch potato.
39. **Q:** What did the banana say to the dog?
**A:** "Banana split!"
40. **Q:** Why did the coffee file a police report?
**A:** It got mugged.
41. **Q:** What did one plate say to the other plate?
**A:** "Dinner’s on me."
42. **Q:** What did the stamp say to the envelope?
**A:** "Stick with me and we’ll go places."
43. **Q:** What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
**A:** A thesaurus.
44. **Q:** Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
**A:** In case he got a hole in one.
45. **Q:** What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
**A:** Nothing—it just let out a little wine.
46. **Q:** Why are ghosts bad liars?
**A:** Because you can see right through them!
47. **Q:** What did the coffee say to the sugar?
**A:** "You make life sweet."
48. **Q:** What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
**A:** "Put it on my bill."
49. **Q:** How does a scientist freshen her breath?
**A:** With experi-mints!
50. **Q:** What did the left eye say to the right eye?
**A:** "Between you and me, something smells!"
51. **Q:** Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
**A:** Because it felt crummy.
52. **Q:** What do you call a snowman in the summer?
**A:** A puddle.
53. **Q:** What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
**A:** A dino-snore.
54. **Q:** What do you call an artistic fish?
**A:** A draw-fish.
55. **Q:** What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
**A:** A satisfactory.
56. **Q:** What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
**A:** "I think I’m coming down with something."
57. **Q:** What do you call a computer that sings?
**A:** A Dell.
58. **Q:** What did the hat say to the scarf?
**A:** "You hang around while I go on ahead."
59. **Q:** Why did the mushroom always get invited to parties?
**A:** Because he’s a real fungi.
60. **Q:** How do you make holy water?
**A:** You boil the hell out of it.
61. **Q:** Why did the picture go to jail?
**A:** Because it was framed.
62. **Q:** What do you call a bear without any ears?
**A:** "B."
63. **Q:** What did the judge say to the dentist?
**A:** "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
64. **Q:** What did the digital clock say to its mom?
**A:** "Look, Ma, no hands!"
65. **Q:** What do you call a cow with a twitch?
**A:** Beef jerky.
66. **Q:** What do you call an unpredictable camera?
**A:** A loose Canon.
67. **Q:** Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
**A:** They don’t have the guts.
68. **Q:** What do you call a dog magician?
**A:** A labracadabrador.
69. **Q:** What do you call a deer with no eyes?
**A:** No eye deer.
70. **Q:** What did the judge say to the computer?
**A:** "You’ve been byte-ing the law!"
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Enjoy these quirky questions and their playful answers, and feel free to share them for a good laugh!
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1. **Q:** What has keys but can’t open locks?
**A:** A piano.
2. **Q:** What is always coming but never arrives?
**A:** Tomorrow.
3. **Q:** What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
**A:** A stamp.
4. **Q:** What gets wetter the more it dries?
**A:** A towel.
5. **Q:** If a rooster laid an egg on a rooftop, which side would it roll off?
**A:** Roosters don’t lay eggs!
6. **Q:** What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
**A:** A penny.
7. **Q:** Why did the scarecrow win an award?
**A:** Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. **Q:** What do you call fake spaghetti?
**A:** An impasta!
9. **Q:** What did one wall say to the other wall?
**A:** "I’ll meet you at the corner!"
10. **Q:** What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
**A:** Nacho cheese!
11. **Q:** What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
**A:** Frostbite.
12. **Q:** Why did the bicycle fall over?
**A:** Because it was two-tired!
13. **Q:** What has four wheels and flies?
**A:** A garbage truck.
14. **Q:** What did the zero say to the eight?
**A:** "Nice belt!"
15. **Q:** What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
**A:** A carrot.
16. **Q:** How do you organize a space party?
**A:** You planet!
17. **Q:** Why don't scientists trust atoms?
**A:** Because they make up everything!
18. **Q:** What do you call an alligator in a vest?
**A:** An investigator!
19. **Q:** What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
**A:** A stick.
20. **Q:** What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
**A:** Nothing; they just waved.
21. **Q:** Why did the tomato turn red?
**A:** Because it saw the salad dressing!
22. **Q:** What do you call a bear with no teeth?
**A:** A gummy bear!
23. **Q:** What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?
**A:** A screensaver.
24. **Q:** How does a penguin build its house?
**A:** Igloos it together.
25. **Q:** What do you call a sleeping bull?
**A:** A bulldozer.
26. **Q:** What do you call a fish with no eyes?
**A:** Fsh.
27. **Q:** What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
**A:** A can’t opener.
28. **Q:** Why did the math book look sad?
**A:** Because it had too many problems.
29. **Q:** What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
**A:** A receding hare-line.
30. **Q:** How do you make a tissue dance?
**A:** You put a little boogie in it.
31. **Q:** What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
**A:** An irrelephant.
32. **Q:** What did the big flower say to the little flower?
**A:** "Hi, bud!"
33. **Q:** What do you call a group of musical whales?
**A:** An orca-stra.
34. **Q:** Why was the computer cold?
**A:** It left its Windows open.
35. **Q:** What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
**A:** An abdominal snowman.
36. **Q:** What do you call a pig that knows karate?
**A:** A pork chop.
37. **Q:** What did one volcano say to the other?
**A:** "I lava you."
38. **Q:** What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
**A:** A pouch potato.
39. **Q:** What did the banana say to the dog?
**A:** "Banana split!"
40. **Q:** Why did the coffee file a police report?
**A:** It got mugged.
41. **Q:** What did one plate say to the other plate?
**A:** "Dinner’s on me."
42. **Q:** What did the stamp say to the envelope?
**A:** "Stick with me and we’ll go places."
43. **Q:** What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
**A:** A thesaurus.
44. **Q:** Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
**A:** In case he got a hole in one.
45. **Q:** What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
**A:** Nothing—it just let out a little wine.
46. **Q:** Why are ghosts bad liars?
**A:** Because you can see right through them!
47. **Q:** What did the coffee say to the sugar?
**A:** "You make life sweet."
48. **Q:** What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
**A:** "Put it on my bill."
49. **Q:** How does a scientist freshen her breath?
**A:** With experi-mints!
50. **Q:** What did the left eye say to the right eye?
**A:** "Between you and me, something smells!"
51. **Q:** Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
**A:** Because it felt crummy.
52. **Q:** What do you call a snowman in the summer?
**A:** A puddle.
53. **Q:** What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
**A:** A dino-snore.
54. **Q:** What do you call an artistic fish?
**A:** A draw-fish.
55. **Q:** What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
**A:** A satisfactory.
56. **Q:** What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
**A:** "I think I’m coming down with something."
57. **Q:** What do you call a computer that sings?
**A:** A Dell.
58. **Q:** What did the hat say to the scarf?
**A:** "You hang around while I go on ahead."
59. **Q:** Why did the mushroom always get invited to parties?
**A:** Because he’s a real fungi.
60. **Q:** How do you make holy water?
**A:** You boil the hell out of it.
61. **Q:** Why did the picture go to jail?
**A:** Because it was framed.
62. **Q:** What do you call a bear without any ears?
**A:** "B."
63. **Q:** What did the judge say to the dentist?
**A:** "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
64. **Q:** What did the digital clock say to its mom?
**A:** "Look, Ma, no hands!"
65. **Q:** What do you call a cow with a twitch?
**A:** Beef jerky.
66. **Q:** What do you call an unpredictable camera?
**A:** A loose Canon.
67. **Q:** Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
**A:** They don’t have the guts.
68. **Q:** What do you call a dog magician?
**A:** A labracadabrador.
69. **Q:** What do you call a deer with no eyes?
**A:** No eye deer.
70. **Q:** What did the judge say to the computer?
**A:** "You’ve been byte-ing the law!"
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Enjoy these quirky questions and their playful answers, and feel free to share them for a good laugh!