50 humorous and nonsensical riddles quiz
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Writer AndyKim Hit 1,575 Hit Date 25-02-12 18:55Content
Here are 50 humorous and nonsensical riddles
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
**Because he was outstanding in his field!**
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
**Because they don’t have the guts!**
3. What has hands but can’t clap?
**A clock!**
4. Why did the math book look sad?
**Because it had too many problems!**
5. What has ears but can’t hear?
**A cornfield!**
6. What has a head, a tail, but no body?
**A coin!**
7. Why did the tomato turn red?
**Because it saw the salad dressing!**
8. What did one wall say to the other wall?
**I’ll meet you at the corner!**
9. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
**Because they might crack up!**
10. What has four wheels and flies?
**A garbage truck!**
11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
**In case he got a hole in one!**
12. Why did the bicycle fall over?
**Because it was two-tired!**
13. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
**To get to the other slide!**
14. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
**A palm tree!**
15. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
**Nothing, they just waved!**
16. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
**Because some relationships don’t work out!**
17. What do you call fake spaghetti?
**An impasta!**
18. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
**Because she got caught with a high note!**
19. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
**Sneakers!**
20. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
**Nacho cheese!**
21. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
**Because it had a virus!**
22. Why was the broom late?
**Because it swept in!**
23. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
**A gummy bear!**
24. Why did the picture go to jail?
**Because it was framed!**
25. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
**Because then it would be a foot!**
26. Why did the banker switch careers?
**He lost interest!**
27. What has a bottom at the top?
**Your legs!**
28. What kind of fish can perform an operation?
**A sturgeon!**
29. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
**A carrot!**
30. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
**Because she always ran away from the ball!**
31. Why do cows wear bells?
**Because their horns don’t work!**
32. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
**You might think it’s R, but it be the C!**
33. What did one plate say to the other?
**Lunch is on me!**
34. Why don’t vampires like fast food?
**Because they prefer blood types!**
35. Why do ducks have feathers?
**To cover their butt quacks!**
36. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
**Because they are shellfish!**
37. Why did the belt get arrested?
**For holding up the pants!**
38. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
**An investigator!**
39. What do you call a sleeping bull?
**A bulldozer!**
40. Why did the football team go to the bank?
**To get their quarterback!**
41. How do you organize a space party?
**You planet!**
42. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
**Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!**
43. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
**Frostbite!**
44. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
**Because it ran out of juice!**
45. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
**Because the farmer had cold hands!**
46. Why do elephants never use computers?
**Because they are afraid of the mouse!**
47. What kind of music do mummies like?
**Wrap music!**
48. What do you call a dog that can tell time?
**A watchdog!**
49. Why don’t teddy bears eat?
**Because they are always stuffed!**
50. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
**Supplies!**
Let me know if you want more! 😊
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
**Because he was outstanding in his field!**
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
**Because they don’t have the guts!**
3. What has hands but can’t clap?
**A clock!**
4. Why did the math book look sad?
**Because it had too many problems!**
5. What has ears but can’t hear?
**A cornfield!**
6. What has a head, a tail, but no body?
**A coin!**
7. Why did the tomato turn red?
**Because it saw the salad dressing!**
8. What did one wall say to the other wall?
**I’ll meet you at the corner!**
9. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
**Because they might crack up!**
10. What has four wheels and flies?
**A garbage truck!**
11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
**In case he got a hole in one!**
12. Why did the bicycle fall over?
**Because it was two-tired!**
13. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
**To get to the other slide!**
14. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
**A palm tree!**
15. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
**Nothing, they just waved!**
16. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
**Because some relationships don’t work out!**
17. What do you call fake spaghetti?
**An impasta!**
18. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
**Because she got caught with a high note!**
19. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
**Sneakers!**
20. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
**Nacho cheese!**
21. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
**Because it had a virus!**
22. Why was the broom late?
**Because it swept in!**
23. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
**A gummy bear!**
24. Why did the picture go to jail?
**Because it was framed!**
25. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
**Because then it would be a foot!**
26. Why did the banker switch careers?
**He lost interest!**
27. What has a bottom at the top?
**Your legs!**
28. What kind of fish can perform an operation?
**A sturgeon!**
29. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
**A carrot!**
30. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
**Because she always ran away from the ball!**
31. Why do cows wear bells?
**Because their horns don’t work!**
32. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
**You might think it’s R, but it be the C!**
33. What did one plate say to the other?
**Lunch is on me!**
34. Why don’t vampires like fast food?
**Because they prefer blood types!**
35. Why do ducks have feathers?
**To cover their butt quacks!**
36. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
**Because they are shellfish!**
37. Why did the belt get arrested?
**For holding up the pants!**
38. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
**An investigator!**
39. What do you call a sleeping bull?
**A bulldozer!**
40. Why did the football team go to the bank?
**To get their quarterback!**
41. How do you organize a space party?
**You planet!**
42. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
**Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!**
43. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
**Frostbite!**
44. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
**Because it ran out of juice!**
45. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
**Because the farmer had cold hands!**
46. Why do elephants never use computers?
**Because they are afraid of the mouse!**
47. What kind of music do mummies like?
**Wrap music!**
48. What do you call a dog that can tell time?
**A watchdog!**
49. Why don’t teddy bears eat?
**Because they are always stuffed!**
50. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
**Supplies!**
Let me know if you want more! 😊
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